Overstating the obvious. This must be something that people are born with. The inability to simplify and take for granted people are not as dumb as they look.
I just can't figure out why I've been placed in a situation where people with this syndrome are around me daily. Maybe it has to do with age. The older people get the more the syndrome amplifies when talking to a younger individual.
I have been blessed with something not everyone has, common sense.
I can function with minimal guidance and I do it daily. I thought I had proven this through countless completed tasks.
It's a tough gig for someone as sarcastic as me. I have to really fight hard not to be snarky and pop back comments such as...
"You are going to put that carpet in the truck?" -"No, I thought I'd strap it to my back and just start walking."
I feel like Bill Engvall passing out signs. That would be more fun. Instead I'm stuck in a booth getting my intelligence insulted. Now I know what Al Michaels feels like. Thank god I'm not in front of an audience of millions.
-MO-
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