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I am representing the soy folks for three days at the school bus safety something or other. One afternoon and a novel later...

I should have some great blog material after a day of people watching.

Here's a preview-

When a female is past the age of twelve it is no longer necessary to walk in such a manner that allows the ponytail to swish back and forth in a valley girl manner.
-This chick had to be at least 35.

Good stuff including a nice shiny school bus belt buckle resting on the gut of someone who probably still lives with his mother.
-Cruel, but the truth is a bitch.