I know, I've been a horrible blogger as of late and I don't want to just rip off excuse after excuse for the lack of updates - but I've been preoccupied.
Here's a few things that have completely blown my mind in the past week.
Relationships are impossible
After weeks of tears (not mine, in my opinion the first time he makes you cry - he's out. Harsh, I suppose, but I don't have time to weep over a guy). I have one simple piece of advice for the ladies out there who are convinced they need someone else to live. Get. A. Dog. Chances are it will be more loyal and will be thrilled to see you upon your return home. You can't always say the same thing about a guy.
Meetings ignite the brain
I realized I can draw dragons. Granted, these don't breathe fire yet, but I'm only one more meeting away from making that happen.
Knock three times
I am not exactly sure what goes on next door, but who hangs things on the wall at 10 p.m.? My neighbor. I have also heard vacuuming at midnight. The occupant is hardly ever home, but when they are I hear all sorts of bumps in the night. Oh, and a three legged dog hobbles around in the backyard. (Have I mentioned before the lease says NO PETS?)
Game quota
How can anyone play Solitaire for seven hours a day? I see it happen - almost daily.
1 comment:
Dragons? Cool.... You should start posting your "office productivity."
In your neighbor's defense, it sounds like they are skirting the no pet rule with the assumption that he's not a "complete" pet. Are you still breaking the law if you only break 3/4 of it?
Hahaha. Miss you!
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