Torturous horror, part two...

The Christmas season has been going strong since October. Most people get into the spirit of the holidays after Thanksgiving, and again, I'm not most people.

My spirit was derailed. By the United States Post Office.

While I was home for turkey we stopped at the post office in Republic. I needed some stamps, so I had Mom grab me a book. She came out and handed me the stamps.

Me: "Really."

Mom: "It's Republic, what did you want?"

Me: "Not creeped out."

So not funny.

 What's wrong with Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer? I'll tell you.

Everything.

Here's a flashback to last November. This may give you insight to this torturous horror delusional people call, cute.