Office fun...

I got my first piece of fan mail, so I decided to share it. Hopefully this is just the first of many.

Dear institution:
I have a delusional co-worker. When I walked into the restroom today I noticed an obscene amount of coffee drinking paraphernalia on the counter. Last time I checked there was no dishwasher located next to the toilet. It appears as though this person may intend on washing these items. However, I have a feeling – due to the fact there were that many stashed in the first place – this washing may not take place for several days.

I understand the issue of not having time to properly wash these items, because I too have had that problem. I do not, however, believe that their time management problem should become my problem. I have had to work around these items to get to the soap and it is very frustrating. What do you think I should do to rectify this problem?

I would speak with this individual, but they have vacated the premises and are nowhere to be found. Even if I could find this said co-worker, I am not sure the message would be received. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Cupped

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Dear Cupped:
I hear you loud and clear on the co-worker. Are you sure we don't work in the same building?

I digress.

Coworkers can be tough, because one false move and the morale of the office can plummet. My guess is that this particular individual has zero regard for anyone but themselves. If this was not the case the cups would have been cleaned immediately and not been left in communal space.

My advice on how to deal with the collection of paraphernalia - dump them into a box and haul it back to their desk. When you get there stack it in a fun pyramid or domino like formation, and then leave it. If you had to work around it, then so should they.

If that doesn't work and the cups appear again - toss them in the trash and then plead the fifth. Sure it's immature, but who cares at this point. Sometimes immature behavior is the best way to deal with a real jerk.

Good luck!
Institution