More from the bus driver safety conference...-Bus drivers drink more than bankers, but less than morticians.
-Using a bull horn when you're less than fifty feet from the group your addressing is not always necessary.
-The ratio of Hispanic bus drivers to white bus drivers in SW Kansas is 3 to 1. The ability for other bus drivers to correctly pronounce their names however, 1 to 3.
-The most talented (win the most driving awards) often look like convicted felons or Cheri O'Teri.
-When given the right mix of music from Dwayne the DJ, bus drivers party like it's 1999. Literally.
-There is a person in the state of Kansas that can park a set of duels perfectly on a dollar bill.
-When a dress code is not specified there is only one result - fashion gumbo.
-When reserving a table for special guests, always make sure the table gets filled up. Three people at a table for eight in the front of a banquet room looks a little off.
-It is always scary to hear a bus driver say, "oh, that little scratch - that's nothing you should see what I did to the ass end of it coming out of the Kwik Shop".
-It is even scarier to hear a bus driver say, "Yer fueling em up?" As the nozzle is in the side of the bus with the pump running. "Le me moo it fer ya," as he sets his coozy covered brew down. No, that's okay Otis the hose will reach - go ahead and pick up yer beer there buddy.
Thanks to the Kansas Pupil Transportation Safety Association. I could not have spent three days with nicer folks.
1 comment:
Man, after reading this, I wish I could have been there. It sounds like a lot of fun, or at least a lot of entertainment. I'm sitting here wondering when I'll be able to use "fashion gumbo." So funny. Love it!
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